Best Sister Ever
Thank you for bringing
Lane home.
You did bring her home,
correct?
Me
No. I left her on the
sidewalk to fend for
herself.
Best Sister Ever
Hilarious. I just texted
her. Why does she sound
pissed off?
What did you do to her?
Fuck. Why does she always assume I’ve done something wrong?
Me
I didn’t do anything, I
was the perfect
gentleman.
I avoid tellingher the part about where I did the one thing we both know not to do. I already know I’m an idiot; I don’t need Ellie reminding me.
Best Sister Ever
Yeah, right. If I find out
you did anything to piss
her off or hurt her feelings
I’ll hurt you.
Better yet… I’ll tell mom.
Me
You wouldn’t.
But I know she would. She’d do anything to get me in trouble with our mother. My sister can do no wrong in our mother’s eyes. Ellie is the perfect angel. Don’t get me wrong, my mother loves us both equally, but Ellie is her baby girl.
Being twins, our mom made us do everything together growing up. If I wanted to play soccer, mom would sign Ellie up with me. When Ellie wanted to play an instrument, I was forced to play the viola.
