MadMarch:Ok, ok. Geez. Don’t worry, I already talked to him. Gave him great advice
MayDay:GASP! Noooo!
JuneBug:WHAT DID YOU DO!
MadMarch:Jay-zus. Would you two calm down!
JuneBug:What did we say about telling women to calm down?
MadMarch:Uh. To not to?
JuneBug:Now be a good bro and tell us what you said
MadMarch:Easy. Tell the truth
MayDay:o.o
JuneBug:Good. That’s good.
MadMarch:Obvs. Where’s the trust?
JuneBug:March, it’s Pen and Augie
MadMarch:I know
MayDay:There’s no coming back from that
MadMarch:I KNOW
JuneBug:Sigh
MadMarch:Welp. I’ve enjoyed our time together. Don’t text again until Thanksgiving.
JuneBug:We love you too, broheem
MadMarch:Back at you, witches
MadMarch:Bro Don’t fuck this up
BestLuck:What?!!
MadMarch:just sayin
BestLuck:I’m about to leave. WHY are you telling me this now!
MadMarch:Brotherly support
BestLuck:Go look up support in the dictionary
MadMarch:Remember to think before you speak.
( . . . )
MadMarch:And make good eye contact. Girls like that
BestLuck:I’m blocking you like that safety did to you on fourth & goal
MadMarch:Hey! BS call. I was over the line! What kind of brother are you!