Page 64 of Ring My Kettlebell


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CHASE:Where’d you end up going? I would have gone if I didn’t have the night shift at the climbing gym.

COLE:Can’t believe you’re cheating on Tobias with another gym!

CHASE:Technically, I worked at the climbing gym first.

RILEY:Ah, so Tobias is your side piece.

TOBIAS:I am no side piece.

HUNTER:No, Tobias is a main dish. An entree. A full feast!

JOSH:This conversation is making me hungry.

HUNTER:Probably because you were so thirsty at the club last night ::wink emoji::

CARSON:That place always packs people in above the maximum occupancy. It’s a fire hazard. And now they’re dehydrating people? So dangerous.

HUNTER:Not that kind of thirsty! He was drunk on his dance partner.

COLE:Ooooooh, do tell!

GARRETT:Hunter, you’re a menace.

HUNTER:Says the guy who left with his own dance partner. How were they?

GARRETT:I plead the fifth.

RILEY:Garrett’s got law jokes.

HUNTER:Well, I didn’t go home with anyone because I’ve got my eye on someone else, but I’ll live vicariously through you all.

TOBIAS:You guys are like a bunch of gossiping old ladies.

COLE:And yet you love us anyway.

TOBIAS:Some more than others.

COLE:You guys, we have it in writing, Tobias loves some of us!

RILEY:I bet I can guess who isn’t on that list.

CHASE:Yeah, not a hard one.

HUNTER:I bet I can guess who is!

GARRETT:Careful, Hunter, you don’t want to burn yourself by stirring the pot.

COLE:Jokes like that really make you sound your age.

GARRETT:Forty isn’t old.

COLE:You’re like a sixty-year-old man in a twenty-eight-year-old’s body.

RILEY:Garrett, have you come up with an excuse to arrest Cole yet?

GARRETT:Believe me, I’m working on it.

COLE:I will not stand for this treatment.