Page 10 of Ring My Kettlebell


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Josh and Riley were relaxing on the couch later that night, exhausted from all the day’s activities. They jumped between their families’ houses, and visited cousins, aunts and uncles, too.

Both of them were messing around on their phones while the television played nonsense. Riley doom scrolled until he came across a hateful political post on Cherrywood’s social media page, which was better than dealing with the odd interactions with CJ Rollins and his creepy emails.

Vile words about members of the LGBTQ+ community made him want to act. One of his favorite things to do was to shine light on people’s hypocrisy, so he did some digging on the original poster and saw he had a penchant for watching videos of people dancingprovocatively, and they weren’t always women. It gave him an idea.

“Hey, Josh, want to make an asshole look like an idiot?”

“Always! What do you need me to do?”

“You up for some dancing?”

Josh started bouncing on his couch cushion in excitement, the exhaustion of the day quickly wearing off.

After explaining the plan, Josh got changed and stood in their living room facing one of their blank walls. He wore a short skirt that barely covered his ass along with a crop top and some soccer socks pulled up to his knees to hide the thin hair on his shins.

They may or may not have spent a summer learning the dance battle scene from the movieWhite Chicks, and Josh had insisted on having a fully wardrobed performance. Apparently, he hadn’t gotten rid of the costume. It didn’t explain where he got the thong, but Riley didn’t want to ask about that. It was likely left behind by a hookup.

He positioned himself behind Josh so only his back down to his knees was visible in the frame, and then turned on some dance music as he began the recording.

Once the music started, Josh transformed. Instead of his lovable bro, he became a siren luring tempted men to their doom. Riley would never understand how Josh got his ass to move like he could be a backup dancer in aCardi B music video.

It was hard not to be mesmerized by the shaking and bouncing of his round ass, his movements making the skirt sway enough that Riley could see everything.

After a minute of his writhing against the wall, he spun and lifted his skirt, his hand moving to cup his semi enough so that it was obvious what he was packing.

He stroked his own bulge seductively for a few moments, and Riley’s mouth went dry. He hadn’t asked Josh to keep going once he’d turned around.

Riley’s eyes jumped to Josh’s and caught his mischievous grin as his own dick twitched in his pants.

His thumb found the stop button on the screen and he dropped his hand, forgetting what he was supposed to be doing next.

“Will that work? Was it good?” Josh asked excitedly, like a puppy who’d nailed a new trick and was ready for a treat. And if he was, he’d deserve it.

What is happening right now?

“Um, here, you can watch it,” Riley said, numbly handing his phone over to Josh, the graze of his fingers as he passed it hitting him like an electric shock to his brain.

He’d never had a reaction like that to Josh’s dancing. Sure, he wasn’t normally dressed so provocatively when he danced like this, but Riley had never had such a reaction to his best friend, let alone any man.

“It looks good to me,” Josh said, interrupting hisracing thoughts. “Do you think the guy will fall for it?”

“What guy?”

“That asshole online you found.”

“Right, that guy,” the guy he’d completely forgotten about. “Yeah, I think this will work great. He might even forward it to people.”

From behind, it had been impossible to tell that Josh was a man. The golden undertones of his flawless skin, his tight muscles and his peach-shaped ass could fool plenty of straight guys.

Is that what just happened to me?

His original plan had been to send this video to the online troll, making it look like it was shared by one of his friends, but it included a link to begin a live react video so his tastes would be on full display to his puritanical followers. Riley planned to end the video with text that read "get you a man who can do both" to poke fun at some of the inappropriate ways men used that line when talking about women.

He’d thought it would showcase the troll's hypocrisy, but now Riley felt like a bit of a hypocrite himself. Maybe he wouldn’t use this video, after all.

“Yo, you should send it to the gym chat and see if the guys fall for it,” Josh suggested.