Gene was hyper aware of everything, and for a good reason. He was the obstacle between him and Ethan. Javier would like nothing more than to put him in a grave, or steal Ethan away from him.
“You’ll be amused by this one. I promise.”
Ethan would bite.
“Okay, what?” he asked.
He went there.
“The good news is I’m so horny I’d fuck you here with an audience. The bad news is Corbin and Will tailed us here to the island, and we know what Corby is like when he knows Mom and Dad are about to get their kink on.”
What?
Ethan blinked.
Oh, he knew what they were like. Corbin liked to get a rise out of Gene by interrupting their sexy moments as much as possible. Thus, why they had sex in their shower in the condo,A LOT.
They were the two cleanest—dirtiest perverts on the East Coast.
“They did?” he asked.
Gene nodded.
Then, he explained so the man knew how he knew. It didn’t take Sherlock Holmes to figure it out, either.
“I smelled the Crotch Goblin’s aftershave on the plane. It’s very unique. Then, when I came out of the plane bathroom, they were at the back of the plane, giggling like lunatics. We’ve lived in the same house for almost five weeks. If he thinks I can’t hear that giggle in my sleep, he’s insane—because it haunts me.”
Ethan laughed.
How could he not?
Then, his partner proved they both thought alike, because Gene had pretty much thought the same thing.
“I mean, at least we know where he is, and he can’t get in trouble or us recalled on our vacation.”
Yep.
On that, they agreed.
It was the silver lining—for sure.
“I just wanted you to know he’s creeping. Fifty bucks says he’s going to try to annoy me and cut back on my sex adventure.”
Ethan snorted.
There was no one taking a bet against that.
Only, they had news for Corbin.
Someone would be embarrassed, and it absolutely wouldn’t be Gene.
The bear was going to hump him at every given chance. There was nothing that was going to stop that.
NOTHING.
“Well, I’ll be ready for it. You can bet that sexy ass in aSpeedoover that.”
Then, he continued.
