Two sets of big, warm hands helped me out of my clothes and spread me out on the couch.Two hot mouths trailed kisses across my skin and suckled at my breasts.Their clothes hit the floor, revealing a matching pair of drool-worthy muscled bodies in contrasting shades of brown and tan.Then Dray was kneeling by the couch, kissing me deep, while Cass moved lower, kneeling between my knees and pushing in to lap at my folds.Cass's clever mouth worked my clit like a god, while Dray kneaded my breasts, pausing now and then to tweak a nipple.I came faster and harder than any girl ever in the history of forever, just from that little bit of foreplay.Cause girl bodies are magic.
Dray growled in that sexy, amazing, alpha male way of his, scooping me up off the couch and sitting down again with me straddling his lap.He nudged his cock into my tight hole and I groaned."What about protection?"I breathed, nearly mindless with need.
He chuckled against my back."Magical queens don't use protection," he scoffed, shoving his meat stick in deep."Your magic will protect you."
That was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard.Only a real ditz would just go with it without question.But eh, he was probably right.I sank down on his cock and groaned.
Cass came to sit beside us, fondling my boobs and stroking his cock until it was his turn.Feeling wicked, I reached for him, stroking his perfect, not too big, not too small cock.He caressed my cheek, his blue eyes glowing."You're so fucking beautiful, Mary Sue."
Oh, mystars,two guys at once!My sweet, innocent brain just couldn’t hardly think what to do next.I let Cass guide me, nudging his hard rod of manhood toward my mouth.My eyes landed on my pretty nail polish where I gripped his purple helmeted warrior of love and I smiled, feeling dreamy and full of bliss.Cass slid his meat sword between my lips, and I forgot everything, pinned between my two glorious mountains of man.Another orgasm washed over me, and they came with me on command.
Of course there was no mess.And Cass’s semen tasted like cotton candy.
Dray lifted me and carried me to my big, comfy bed.I truly felt powerful, ready to embrace my new role in this apparently magical world as long as I had such…uh,solid, support.I chuckled to myself at the thought of stiff things as I drifted off to sleep in their arms.
The minute my eyes drifted closed, the nightmare started.
I was in my beautiful mansion, but everything was crumbling.The beautiful pink-and-gold striped wallpaper in my bedroom was faded, looking more gray than rose.The wallpaper curled in places, revealing cracked plaster beneath.A trulyuglywitch of a woman tumbled into my bed.She was tall and gangly, with a long nose, and a wild fluff of kinky brown hair.And she was completely naked, her big butt and tiny, not perfect boobs on full display.I watched in mounting horror as she was joined by a fat, hairy man.He reminded me of a short, stocky bear as he rolled her over and dove between her legs.Oh,barf.
I was ready for this nightmare to be over.Now.I gasped silently when another man walked through me like I wasn't there.It was the nerdy burglar!He stripped, revealing a truly huge cock that was just impossible on someone so not buff, and joined the two others on the bed.The ugly woman turned toward him and drew him into a rough, laughing kiss as she bucked her hips under the chubby guy's ministrations.
I continued to turn, intent on getting the fudge out of this room.My feet faltered as I took in the weirdest vision of all.A tall, slender…fairy…sat on the arm of my couch, watching the others with an adoring grin.He flipped his long, girlish hair out of the way over his shoulder and fluttered his gossamer dragonfly wings, licking his lips and gripping his long, hard cock.Sharp little teeth showed when he grinned in delight.
I pressed the heels of my hands to my eye sockets.No.Just no.It was like I was on drugs or something.
Mary."Mary?"
"Mary Sue, wake up!"a big, warm hand shook me awake and I blinked up at Dray's concerned face.The expression on his chiseled perfection was identical to Cass's face as he also leaned in, and for a second there, I had trouble remembering which one was which…since they were so perfectly perfect and all.
"What the hecking frig?"I cursed—because swearingstillwasn’t cute or girly.I sat up, taking in my perfectly normal room, which wasnotfull of ugly people and lecherous fairies.Thank god.
"Nightmare?"Dray asked, leaning back against the headboard beside me.
"You were tossing and turning and saying 'eew' a lot in your sleep," Cass added helpfully.
I grimaced."It was just a weird dream.I blame the ugly burglar."
Dray nodded, his expression fierce."We should probably go pay your scrawny intruder a visit.See what he meant about all that magic stuff."
I sighed.I didnotwant to spend one more minute with mole-cheek and his ugly Hawaiian shirt.But maybe some more alpha male posturing from Cass and Dray would help erase the horrible dream.
Cass patted my shoulder."I completely understand not wanting to go back in there.But, what if hedoesknow about magic?What if he can teach us, so we can figure out all this stuff about you being a magical queen and all?"
I grumbled, but a few more strawberries and some wonderfully vanilla missionary sex later, and I was ready to face my challenges head-on.I glanced down at my perfectly pink nails.I could do this!I was a gosh darn queen!
Chapter 5
Whenwefinallyemergedfrom the bedroom and went to check on our captive burglar, his room was empty.The door hung open, but the lock hadn't been broken or damaged in any way.Everything in the perfectly frilly guest room was just as it had been an hour or so before.
Footsteps approached and I whirled, my golden, perfect, lustrous mane of hair swirling about me and smacking Dray in the chest.Hedwig came down the hall carrying a stack of fresh linens."Ah, good afternoon, Mar—my queen.If you're looking for the skinny one, he's in the dining room."
I gaped at him."The dining room?"
He gave a shrug and wrinkled his brow, pulling his bushy gray eyebrows together so they almost touched—like a couple of kissing caterpillars.Yuck."Yes," he said finally."It seems this magic thing he speaks of isn't entirely make-believe.I knew you wouldn't want to be disturbed from your…important business," he paused here to make a face that wasn't exactly professional, then he wiped the expression off his face and continued on."Since I could hardly stop him, and since he didn't seem to actually behurtinganything…I just let him be."
I rubbed a hand over my face."Hedwig, while I appreciate your not disturbing me from myveryimportant business…couldn't you just…I don't know, like secret butler ninja him or something?"
The old man looked down his nose at me."Secret…butler…ninja…him?"
