Dylan pulls up to my apartment and asks, “Do you want me to walk you up?”
I shoot him a glance, and he surrenders with a chuckle.
“Just asking,” he says.
I smile. “I’ll see you later.”
He nods. “Call if you need anything.”
“Okay,” I widen my eyes. “Don’t be blabbering in the locker room about this, or I will,” I lean in. “I promise you… I will cut your balls off. No babies for you. Castrated. Neutered. Balls gone.Comprehende?”
“Yes, ma’am. Cross my heart, hope to die.” He crosses his heart, and I relax a little at his smile. I hope he holds this one close to his heart because I will kill him out of embarrassment.
Before I can close the truck door, he says, “Moo?”
I roll my eyes at the new nickname and stare at him.
“What flavor is your lip gloss?”
I cock my head at him. “Pink starburst.”
“It tastes really good.”
I try not to roll my eyes or blush. “Good night, Dylan.”
I shut the door and walk to my front door. I hear the truck door shut behind me, so I whip around. He’s walking toward me.
“What’re you doing?” I ask.
He jogs over. “Just making sure you get into your place safely.”
I hide my smile as I walk to my front door and unlock it.
“Moo?” he says before I can walk through.
“Cow,” I reply. And he smiles.
He leans in and says, “Don’t finish yourself without me.”
“What?” I gasp, staring into his big brown eyes. They’re deep set. His bone structure is prominent, with a square face whose edges could cut.
“Don’t masturbate,” he whispers.
“Are you serious?” I scoff.
He flashes me a beautiful smile. “Dead serious. I’ll see you later, okay?”
I give him a snobby look. “Then you better not either, Mr. Etta, if that’s how this is going to be.”
He nods, walking away. “It’s going to be this way. And if you break that rule, then there will be consequences.”
I cross my arms as he waves with one finger.
“You frick!” I shout at him.
He laughs and gets in his truck.
I step into my apartment, wondering what the hell I just did. And I can’t help but smile at the fact that Dylan has a giant-sized cock and lips that suck the breath out of me.
