How did you get my number?
Unknown
I have my ways. So about that pineapple...
Me
What are you talking about?
Unknown
Safe word, remember? I’ve been thinking pineapple might actually work better than I originally thought
Me
Why pineapple?
Unknown
Well, screwing someone with a pineapple seems dangerous. Plus explaining that to an emergency room doctor would be awkward AF
I snort out a laugh. This guy is absolutely insane.
Me
You’re crazy
Unknown
So I’ve been told. But I’m also right about the emergency room thing
Me
How do I even know you’re the same person from the other night?
Unknown
You were wearing a Kane jersey. You ran into the woods. You have excellent reflexes but questionable decision making skills
It’s definitely him. My palms sweat just thinking about that night. The smell will haunt me for a long time, and every time I think about it I can almost taste it.
Me
Questionable decision making skills?
Unknown
What do you call running toward the woods instead of toward the crowd when masked strangers crash a party?
Me
Maybe I was running FROM the crowd
Unknown
Smart girl. Maybe you do have survival instincts
Me
