Sutton:
Um. Wtf?
Chloe:
SERIOUSLY. WTF???
Willa:
Wtf what?
Sutton:
Don’t play dumb with us, babe
Willa:
I’m not playing anything. I don’t know what you two are wtf-ing about.
Chloe:
Oh idk. Maybe the fact that on Monday you told me what a pain in the ass Lincoln is and NOW YOU’RE MARRIED TO THAT PAIN IN THE ASS?
Willa:
Pretty sure every woman alive who’s married to a man could say the same.
Sutton:
I mean…you’re not wrong.
Chloe:
BUT STILL
Sutton:
WHEN did this happen??
Chloe:
HOW did this happen??
Sutton:
And why tf didn’t you tell us??
Willa:
You’re going to have to be more specific. What *this* are we referring to?
Sutton:
You know exactly which one, you evasive little shit.
Willa:
Idk what to tell you. I wasn’t married to Lincoln on Monday and now I am.
