How about this? One of you does me a solid and I promise not to talk about my junk anymore.
Xander:
Ever?
Lincoln:
Be serious.
Declan:
You’re making it so easy to say no
Lincoln:
Come on. It’s one shift. You’ll barely notice I’m gone.
Declan:
We always notice when you’re gone. Mostly because no one hits on someone’s grandma.
Lincoln:
You can’t tell me Mabel doesn’t like the attention.
Atlas:
She’s married, shithead.
Lincoln:
Monogamy doesn’t cancel appreciation, grandpa.
Come on.
Just say yes.
I’ll owe you all.
First round of drinks on me.
Xander:
We own the bar, dipshit. We always drink for free.
But fine. One of us will cover.
Lincoln:
Knew I loved you fuckers for a reason.
Atlas:
If I find out you’re skipping work for a hookup, I’m putting you on solo Mom Situation duty for a month.
Declan:
And she’s been talking about redoing her bathroom. By herself.
