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She huffed and strolled toward the back door. “Then we’re doomed because that’s never going to happen, jackass.”

CHAPTER FIVE

LINCOLN

Group text with Atlas, Xander, Declan, and Lincoln

11:14 a.m.

Lincoln:

Need someone to take my shift tomorrow.

Atlas:

No.

Declan:

On a Friday? Hard pass

Xander:

Try again.

Lincoln:

Rude.

What happened to loyalty?

To brotherly love?

To not being total dicks?

Xander:

What’s so important you need the night off?

Lincoln:

Glad you asked.

I’ve been called upon for a highly classified mission.

There’s a woman involved. And a lot of honey. And possibly a goat.

Can’t say more. National security. You understand.

Atlas:

You’re not even trying to make this shit believable.

Lincoln:

Fine. I’ll level with you.

Mabel roped me into helping her. I have to escort her and George to a couples pole dancing class. Don’t ask for details.