I gulped, thinking deeply if I should even ask this. They’re my goddamn boyfriends, for god’s sake.
Isn’t this too much?
Me
We’re on our way home
Siege
Are you going to ask us for permission if you can have sex with your childhood crush?
Because we’ve talked about it and the answer is yes
As long as you promise not to compare sizes
I bit my lip, trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. I was about to lock my phone when a notification popped up that Siege had sent me a message on our private thread where it’s just him and me.
Siege
Maybe just lie to Dex that he’s the biggest or something, though
He’s sulking and mumbling about how ‘the dumbass’ (his words, not mine) better be aware of how lucky he is and make you come at least twice tonight
I’m jealous too, by the way. Thanks for asking.
My nostrils flared in amusement, imagining a pouty Dex. Why is that image so cute in my head when I know for sure it should be more scary?
Me
I love you.
Siege
I love you too. Have fun.
I then pulled up my own message thread with Dex, texting him.
Me
You know what you mean to me.
A long, silent pause from Dex’s side made me nervously bite my nail. I saw the bubble that showed he was typing something, a silent flicker before it disappeared, then reappeared.
Dex
I know
Then another pause.
Goddammit, is he mad? Couldn’t he have put on some emojis so I can tell the tone through text?
Dex
If he leaves you unsatisfied, call us
We’ll be there ;)
I could finally let out a breath of relief, feeling so grateful that both he and Siege are really letting me do this.
