I will.
10:22 A.M.
TY
I know for a fact she would prefer the care of a golden doctor.
10:23 A.M.
JOSIE
That’s fair. Then what’s the favor worth to you?
10:24 A.M.
TY
I will insist on doing Etta’s Cornell alumni interview and I’ll bring you a HUGE bag of chocolate pretzels.
10:32 A.M.
JOSIE
How do you know I like chocolate pretzels? Another nugget of information Lola should have kept to herself?
10:33 A.M.
TY
No, I saw one crushed into your carpet when we had our parent interview.
10:34 A.M.
So Golden Boy couldn’t manage to notice my fabulous outfit, but he noticed food ground into my carpet. He’s a unique breed of gay, I have to say.
JOSIE
The way you wolfed down Aunt Viv’s coffee cake it’s a wonder you didn’t dive after that chocolate pretzel.
10:36 A.M.
TY
No kidding. You would think for tuition of 40K a year you could at least have a cheese plate at the interviews.
10:37 A.M.
JOSIE
No cheese plate and no go on changing the visit date. JK. Let me see what I can do.
10:38 A.M.
TY
Your good deed will not go unnoticed. I have some things to drop off for your aunt Viv. She around this evening?
10:40 A.M.
