Logan:
You can’t sleep with her. The girls would kill you.
Well aware
I can keep my dick in my pants
Logan:
Since when?
April
Logan:
WTF?
Donovan:
Seriously?
Hand on the Bible
Haven’t slept with anyone since the night before my birthday
Logan:
I’m speechless.
My phone vibrates, and I see a separate message from Jacks come through. I click out and over to his message thread.
Jacks:
Are you sure this is a good idea?
Why wouldn’t it be
Jacks:
I can just tell you like her, and the guys are right. I know it sucks, but she friend-zoned you. I don’t want you to get the wrong idea about this roommate situation.
I can just be roommates
It’ll be fine
I click out of the messages and back to the group chat.
S.H.I.E.L.D.
Enzo:
Are you sick?
Donovan:
Are you fucking with us?
I’m changing the subject
