Page 2 of Dates & Mistakes


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- 19-22M

- Not crazy.

- Also looking for something more serious/meaningful.

- That’s it really. I’m pretty open-minded.

If you’re interested, heart react, and I’ll shoot you a message. Alternatively, fill out the Google form below!

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Several factors came into play when choosing a university: the prestige and ranking, the courses available, and the student life. Whether it had study abroad programs, clubs and societies, career counselling, or mental health support. The location, the food on campus, and the quality of the teaching.

I didn’t choose Lygon University for any of those reasons.

Granted, my parents had long ago decided I’d go to Lygon University since it claimed to be Australia's number one university, and my parents cared about that sort of thing.

But two things cinched the deal for me. The first was the campus. I’d toured it during an open day when I was sixteen. It was a fifteen-minute walk from the centre of Melbourne, and while it was surrounded by modern buildings, the campus itself was green, with endless lawn, oak trees and dappled sunlight. The stone buildings reminded me of Oxford and Cambridge (or, at least, what I assumed Oxford and Cambridge looked like, according to all of the British period dramas my mum watched).

The second reason? Lygon University Love Letters.

Lygon University Love Letters, or LULL for short, was a popular social media page with almost a hundred thousand followers. Anyone could submit a letter, and I’d read the posts since high school, imagining what it’d be like when I finally attended Lygon U.

Lygon University Love Letters

#13012

Jennie from Macro

I like your handmade keychains, and I think you’re really cute. Do you wanna get coffee sometime? Heart react if you do!

Lygon University Love Letters

#15765

Guys, I think I’m in love with my tutor…

Lygon University Love Letters

#16414

Should I dump my boyfriend? He has a life-sized body pillow of this anime girl, and he says he only sleeps with it “ironically”, but every time I sleep over at his, he always puts the body pillow BETWEEN US and hugs HER and not me?? Also, one time, we were watching an episode of the anime that the character’s from, and I started kissing him (bc I was bored), and he PUSHED ME AWAY and said he needed to focus on the show because it was “important plot development”????

Lygon University Love Letters

#17055

Hey, any queer girls out there want to hang out and be friends and maybe something more? A little bit about me: Fine arts student, learning to crochet, enjoy thrift shopping and cafe hopping. Heart react, and I’ll reach out <3

Lygon University Love Letters

#17867

Last weekend I was about to hook up with this girl, and she said she wanted to role-play as a teacher and student, and I was like, okay because I thought it’d be hot, and also, she’s a total 10, but then she made me sit at a desk and do a maths test. And not just any maths. SHE MADE ME DO CALCULUS. And when I failed, she said she was going to “punish me”, so I thought it’d be exciting stuff, but she made me do the testAGAIN. I swear I was at this desk for an hour just because I wanted to get laid, and every time I got a question wrong, she called me stupid.

Btw — I’m an Arts major. Haven’t touched maths since high school.

But when we did finally have sex, it was pretty hot, though, so would do it again.