I stand there for several seconds trying to hold in my laughter before I’m able to start typing again.
Gray
Much better angle, but cucumbers can vary by type. I mean, is that a pickling cucumber? An English cucumber? A Kirby?
The dots bounce.
Ash
There’s more than one type of cucumber???
Ash
Hold on.
I smile. The hall around me is almost clear as the next presentation sessions begin, but I no longer have any desire to listen to a lecture.
I look around to be sure there’s no one close by. There’s a guy that looks more like a bouncer than a professor typing on his phone a little ways down, but he glances at me and goes back to his own conversation a second later.
A pic comes in. This time Ash has taken all the guesswork out of things. There’s a tape measure rolled out against his dick that reads seven and a half inches.
Holy shit. The man is nearly eight inches long.
Another pic comes through, this time with the tape measure held lengthwise across his cock. Just over two inches. He’s thick as well.
We never measured Drew, but I’d guess he was five inches, and I try to imagine where my body would fit nearly three more inches of Ash.
I lean back against the wall and push out a deep breath as I contemplate my response for a long while before starting to type.
Gray
Impressive. But why are you sending me pics of your dick?
Ash
Do you want the snarky answer or the real one?
I want the real one, but…
Gray
The snarky one.
The dots bounce for a while.
Ash
It’s fun to think of you sitting in your conferencelistening to some stuffy old academic drone on while you look at a pic of my cock. Are you blushing? Please tell me there are tons of people around you.
I chuckle.
Gray
Asshole. {{winking emoji}}
Gray
Actually, I’m standing in the hall alone. You caught me between sessions.
