You should have seen the way he looked at her when she came into his office. For the record, I called this a while ago.
Beck
That’s true, you did.
Colson
Pay up, motherfuckers.
Me
Hold on a second. You fucking bet? On me?
Colson
You’re surprised? This family has wagered bets on Hart and Beck. It’s only fitting we would do it for you too.
Me
Surprised? Fuck, I don’t know what I am.
Colson
As soon as I found out she’d stayed a couple of nights in your suite, I wagered a grand. What I didn’t see happening was the Charred connection. But all that did was solidify my bet.
Beck
I bet against you, Walker. No way was the grump of the family settling down.
Hart
Especially with someone soft and sweet, which is the way Colson described her.
Colson
I had your back, brother.
Me
And, Eden? Where did you stand on the bet?
Eden
Are you forgetting I created this entire scenario and downloaded the app on your phone?
Me
But it’s a hookupapp, Eden.
Eden
There’s a button you can hit during the initial setup that asks how high of a match you want to be paired with. I selected a maximum of a 2% differential, which means you would only be shown women you matched 98%, 99%, and 100% with. I would guarantee you didn’t even know that I did that.
Me
I didn’t. Fuck.
Colson
