Troy Winters
Exactly why this combined bachelor/bachelorette party for me and Rina is going to be key. Nisha has no idea you’re coming.
Patton Pierce
Does she know I’ll be at your wedding in a couple of months?
Troy Winters
Not yet, but don’t worry about that. We’ll figure something out.
Patton Pierce
I don’t know what you’re planning, but she might castrate me for showing up unannounced again. She’s still pissed I moved into her neighborhood.
Dean Meyer
I could actually see Nisha going all Lorena Bobbitt. Not gonna lie, she kind of scares me.
Hudson Case
Let’s add her to this group chat. Maybe if she were here, you’d finally shut up.
Dean Meyer
I’m going to take a minute to be mildly offended.
Darian Meyer
Just a minute? You’re going to need at least a week to process that level of disrespect. Feel free to leave the chat. Take all the time you need.
Dean Meyer
Damn, look who just joined the ring. My little bro’s growing up and throwing punches. I’m so proud.
Troy Winters
Back to the subject at hand. Damn, the number of times this chat goes off-topic . . . @Patton Pierce, let me and Sarina handle Nisha. You just work on making that night count toward your long-term plan. Maybe wear a cup if you’re so worried about your balls.
Dean Meyer
Or don’t, if you’re into that kind of thing. We don’t judge here. In fact, this is a great segue to share my newest dick piercing. It’s called the Magic Cross . . .
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Patton Pierce
Fuck, how do I exit this shit? I swear to God, Dean, if you share any dick pics here, I will have Nisha hunt you down and finish you!
