…
Dante Baker (rock god): Says the rock goddess
One and Only Ellery: You’re only flattering me so I don’t eat up your super expensive Wi-Fi.
Dante Baker (rock god): I’m only flattering you to pump you up for your midterms
One and Only Ellery: Ugh.Midterms.If I put my forehead on my books, can I absorb the knowledge that way?
Dante Baker (rock god): You should def try.
…
One and Only Ellery: How much longer do you have on your contract?
Dante Baker (rock god): Three months.Then I get a six week break.
One and Only Ellery: Are you going to see your family?
Dante Baker (rock god): Yeah.My older brother is dating this girl he’s really into, and he wants me to meet her.
One and Only Ellery: Ooh, fun.My little sister is dating this girl and it’s literally ALL SHE CAN TALK ABOUT.I may have blocked her
Dante Baker (rock god): No you didn’t
One and Only Ellery: No.I didn’t.
Dante Baker (rock god): I’ve got to go.Ship leaves port in a few minutes and I’ll lose the Wi-Fi.Rock on, Ellery.
One and Only Ellery: Rock on, D.
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Five monthslater
Dante Baker (rock god):I just don’t see why we are even having this conversation.Adam Lambert versus Freddie Mercury?This should not even be a discussion
One and Only Ellery:*eye roll emoji * you are literally the only person who thinks that.
Dante Baker (rock god):I am absolutely not.You just don’t get it.
One and Only Ellery: You’re only throwing shade because you think going onAmerican Idolcheapens your rock star status.
Dante Baker (rock god): That’s 100% not true
One and Only Ellery: totally true.Do you want to talk about your feelings on Jennifer Hudson?
Dante Baker (rock god): She was robbed.No discussion.
One and Only Ellery: But you watched the show.Admit it…
Dante Baker (rock god): We have to stop.My roommate is shooting dagger eyes at me because I’m laughing too hard
One and Only Ellery: Fine.But just one more…
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Eight monthslater
