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“Not when it comes to my favorite niece. What the fuck are you guyz up to?” He eyes the other passengers and stops on the infamous teen. “Hey, aren’t you the girl who popped the college kid?”

She smiles. “I can’t claim that honor, but I would’ve if given the chance.”

Sam elbows her ribs, but the young woman sticks out her tongue and shrugs. “What? It’s true. The guy was a total douche.”

My uncle-in-law nods his approval, points, then opens his palms. “I like her. Listen, if youz ever need a job, you come talk to Vincent Vitale, capice?”

“No, she won’t. She’s headed for college.” My partner shakes her head but the mobster chuckles.

“Dats not what I heard.”

“Well, you heard wrong. Seriously, Uncle Vinny. I appreciate you being here, but why?”

“I had a little score to settle and figured I could make an extra stop. Two birds with one stone, if you will.”

Yeah, two for one, I get it.