Rylan: Cruel woman.
Three Days later
Me: Imogene turned me into a drug supplier!
Rylan: What?
Me: I’ve been making her potions in clubs to help with her old people ailments. Feeling so proud!
Me: Then I find out from Lawrence, Imogene’s favorite gossiping sentient armor, that someone raved about my headache tonic, and I’d be busy for the semester.
Rylan: …
Me: She’s been selling my tonics to half the school! I’m an accomplice to a crime.
Rylan: At least you have an entrepreneurial career after school if you want.
Me: It’s not funny!
Rylan: I find it hilarious.
Me: Oh, there she is. I’m gonna confront her.
One Week Later
Rylan: Sorry I fell asleep while we were talking last night.
Me: You’ve got more on your plate than most. You need a break.
Rylan: I want to be back at the castle.
Me: We can have another vent session tonight.
Rylan: Wish I was there with you.
Me: Oh yeah?
Rylan: …
Me: Rylan, I’ve been ajkdaishf fas
Rylan: ?
Me: OMG sorry Edith slithered over my phone and now Remy wants to work on transmutation homework together. Sorry, I’ll call later.
Two Days Later
Me: You’re missing a great party! Sure, you can’t come back for like a day?
Rylan: I’m so fucking tempted. Today’s been a shit day.
Me: I know how to make your day better.
Rylan: I’m a starved man, Star.
Me: I’ve got a snack in my pants for you. ??
Rylan: …
