“I know what you’re doing,” she hissed, all sassy.
“And boom!” We hit the ball and what do you know? She nailed it. She leapt out of my arms and did a little victory dance.
“Take that, sucker!” She wiggled, and I was mesmerized.
“You had a good teacher,” I reminded her, to which she gave me the finger.
“Fine, fine. You had the magic dick touching you, giving you the power to put the ball in the hole. He’s good at that, you know,entering holes.” I walked over to the next spot and stood behind the couple in front of us, waiting for our turn. I could tell she was ready to spout out some comeback at me but held it in since there were other people so close.
She must have swallowed that retort of hers by the time we were alone again, because she just went to work and only missed the hole once. It was an improvement.
After mini-golf was finished, we moved on to something a little less skill-oriented: bumper boats. She was ready to sink my boat, and God did she try.
She had revenge in her eyes from losing to me, and I just ate it up. I’m sure she could do some damage if she wanted to, but this was just adorable, and I wanted to cuddle with her. Which was like trying to cuddle with a lioness. I was officially that stupid guy that wanted a lioness in his house to spoon. One day I was going to get my leg chomped off, and I didn’t care one bit.
The more we bumped, the more her smile grew, and the harder and harder I fell. Because really, I think I knew from the first meeting that she wasn’t a girl I would ever forget. I’d maybe gone through some steps to get her around me that I shouldn’t have. But she was here now, and having fun. With me. Giving me the time of day, and a glimpse into who she was as a person. A fierce woman, who I wanted to immerse myself in and never come back up for air.
As I day dreamed about my lioness, she came at me good and I got splashed right on my crotch.
