Page 177 of A Very Fake Play


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Erik

It’s on every social media platform.

Kazimir

The fake relationship was a scheme and it’s working.

It’s fooling everyone, including myself.

Erik

Have you seen the headlines? They’re calling you lovebirds. A bunch of kids are jumping on the bandwagon, chasing after their own virality. Pretty effective PR campaign.

Kazimir

The whole point was to craft a new image for myself.

Erik

So, the chemistry bouncing off my screen is all smoke and mirrors? You’re not sleeping together?

Fuck him for knowing me so well.

I type a response.

I erase it.

I do that a few times.

Erik

I got my answer.

Kazimir

Harley isn’t Devlyn.

Erik

Thank God for that. But don’t let this be another reckless decision. Make sure you get to know Harley.

Erik

Had you dated Devlyn longer than three weeks before proposing, you would’ve ran the other way.

Harley turned me down for dating. We’re not walking down the aisle anytime soon.

Kazimir

Thanks, Dad, for your sage advice.

Kazimir

And I used to make rash decisions when I’d get benched because I was restless.

Erik

Doesn’t mean you can’t still make bad decisions.