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And buzzes.
And buzzes.
I flip it over with trembling hands.
CHARLIE
DID YOU JUST
CHARLIE
IN THE HOT TUB
CHARLIE
WITH YOUR BROTHERS RIGHT THERE
EVE
HOLLY
I am SCREAMING
DIXIE
Ican't breathe
DIXIE
I literally cannot breathe
CHARLIE
SIERRA MARIE BARRETT
CHARLIE
I don't know your middle name but I'm using one anyway
CHARLIE
ANSWER US RIGHT NOW
EVE
Her middle name is “Just Got Fingered In Front Of Her Family”
HOLLY
DIXIE
STOP I'm going to wake up the whole lodge
I stare at my phone. Consider throwing it into the snow. Consider throwingmyselfinto the snow.
Instead, I type:
ME