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And buzzes.

And buzzes.

I flip it over with trembling hands.

CHARLIE

DID YOU JUST

CHARLIE

IN THE HOT TUB

CHARLIE

WITH YOUR BROTHERS RIGHT THERE

EVE

HOLLY

I am SCREAMING

DIXIE

Ican't breathe

DIXIE

I literally cannot breathe

CHARLIE

SIERRA MARIE BARRETT

CHARLIE

I don't know your middle name but I'm using one anyway

CHARLIE

ANSWER US RIGHT NOW

EVE

Her middle name is “Just Got Fingered In Front Of Her Family”

HOLLY

DIXIE

STOP I'm going to wake up the whole lodge

I stare at my phone. Consider throwing it into the snow. Consider throwingmyselfinto the snow.

Instead, I type:

ME