EVE
Too late. Your mom just pulled out the cards, and my Mom's pouring Fireballs. For the record, this one's not on me
ME
Since when do they even know drinking games
CHARLIE
TikTok. My Mom's been watching "family game night" videos
NICK
Can we just go back to last year when all I had to do was worry about about Chance kissing me again?
CHANCE
If you were looking for another kiss, all you had to do is say so.
CHARLIE
No. I’m pregnant and horny. I need Nick uncontaminated and ready to service me at all times.
CHANCE
New rule. Horny is outlawed in group chats.
CHARLIE
So that’s code for you’re not getting bone tonight, Holly. Cause Chance’s just died.
NICK
Bone… also outlawed in group chats.
EVE
Get it together people! They've got that look. You know the one. Like they're about to traumatize us "for fun"
ME
Avoid anything involving the boathouse or suspicious bruises from the 90s.
NICK
What the hell happened in the 90s?
EVE
Heard there were tabs and slots involved. Don’t ask questions you don’t want answered.
NICK
I’m never getting on any of the family boats again
From the great room, the distinct sound of shot glasses clinking makes my stomach drop. Mrs. McAdams's voice carries that dangerous enthusiasm that spells disaster. “It’ll be perfect! We can all bond!"
CHANCE
