Elle dug her nails into my rippling forearms.
“Ah, shit...” I sighed as my release built up.
“Good.”Thrust.
“Slut.”Thrust.
A deep choking sound escaped Elle when I pushed fully into her esophagus, and a spasm ran through me. I withdrew my dick from her tight throat, and she gagged while strings of saliva dripped from her mouth.Fuck. She was gorgeous down on her knees with saliva leaking out of her mouth and my cock slapping the side of her cheek. Sexy as hell.
“More,” Elle panted and opened her mouth to me.
“Abso-fucking-lutely.” I grinned.
This time, I grabbed a fistful of Elle’s hair and pushed the back of her head. She didn’t resist me, and I shoved my dick right into her throat. No warm-up was required, and she accepted me with her watery eyes locked on me. She gagged once, twice, and a third time, but I couldn’t hold back my release any longer.
I pulled out. Elle held out her pretty little tongue, and I vigorously stroked my dick. Fresh cum gushed out onto her tastebuds, but I didn’t want to be done with her.
“Goddamn, you are fucking amazing,” I mumbled in elation but pointed at my dick. “I couldn’t even tell you’ve never had a cock this size before.”
Elle shrugged and grinned up at me. “Who says I haven’t?”
I narrowed my eyes in confusion. “You?”
“I didn’t say that.” Elle licked the cum from the corners of her mouth. “My exact words were ‘I can’t even wrap my hand all the way around it.’ I never stated you werethebiggest.”
I blinked.
What the fuck?
Elle was playing with me. She had to be. There was no way she had given a blow job to another asshole larger than me.
“Nuh-uh...” I shook my finger at her, attempted to pull up my pants, but tripped and grabbed the kitchen island ledge. “Don’t screw with me, Elle. Your precise statement was ‘Your big, giant cock won’t fit in my mouth.’”
I cursed, pulled at the waist of my pants and was successful the second time at fixing them. Elle half snorted and covered her mouth. She hid her grin, but it was obvious she was laughing at me.
Of course she was, you giant buffoon, who couldn’t even get his goddamn pants on! Get your shit together, man. Dick size didn’t matter.
Elle stood up with a shrug. “I’ve had bigger.”
No, she hadn’t! Elle fed me bullshit! My pecker was the fucking biggest there ever was!
My eye twitched, my heart pounded in my chest, and I clenched my fists. I could punch this damn French toast in the frying pan and not even experience the burn. There was no way in hell that scumbag motherfucking ex had a huge dick. Shit for brains was shorter than me—I loomed over him like a goddamn beast.
“Yeah? How big?” I questioned.
Elle slapped her hands against my chest and leaned in close. “Gigantic.”
Seriously? That was Elle’s answer? Fuck no.
I wanted fucking cold hard facts. The truth of the mysterious manhood made my pride hurt. I felt like a fuckingdick-tective ready to solve the case. I wanted to crackwhoever this asshole’s shaft was in half only to bring it down an inch.
“I’m talking length, not girth, princess.” I grabbed a package of dry-cured salami off the counter and gestured toward it with my hands like a shitty school presentation in sexual education. “The damn base of the shaft to the tip. Not the whole motherfucking way around.”
Elle glanced down at my junk with a smile. “Oh, I know.”
I dropped the meat while Elle backed away and turned her back to me. I was ashamed of my reaction, but I fucking hated the thought of another dude touching her. No way would some douchebag boink Elle,my princess, with a massive cock the size of Gonzo’s nose from theMuppet Christmas Carolfilm. I had the biggest dick of them all, and no other man would outsize me.
“But I’m still the biggest dick you’ve ever had?” I asked desperately.
