DARIUS:
Good cover.
But we both know that’s a lie.
INGRID:
It’s not, but you can keep telling yourself it is.
DARIUS:
that’s all I’m going to say.
INGRID:
Why do you always have to bring that up? It’s annoying.
INGRID:
I’m bored.
DARIUS:
I’m honored you texted me. Sadly, I’m in a meeting listening to some sap trying to talk his way out of a situation with his wife that’s likely going to send him to jail.
INGRID:
Oh, sounds interesting.
DARIUS:
He’s an idiot. This is why I’ve vowed never to get married.
Shit. Ignore that.
INGRID:
Can’t. It’s out there in the universe now.
DARIUS:
Shit.
Can I be honest?
INGRID:
More honest than that? Sure. Why the hell not?
DARIUS:
That was before I met this hellcat who turned my world upside down and has me reconsidering.
Do I still have reservations about love and marriage? Yes. But, I’ve also come to realize that when the right person enters your life, what you thought you knew can change. I wouldn’t marry just anyone, but I would consider it if I fell in love.
Know what I mean?
INGRID: