And now I’m guessing that your partner is getting stabbed by sharp little needles. What are her thoughts about this.
Rafe
She’s not happy. She made me wear briefs to have sex last night.
Bridger
Someone please make it stop.
Easton
How do you have sex with briefs on? What am I missing? Don’t you need your dick to have sex?
Rafe
There’s that secret door, asshole.
Clark
You leave the bedroom?
Archer
I believe he means the opening in his briefs.
Ahhhh… we’re calling that the secret door? I thought it was a fly.
Bridger
Correct. Its main use was to make taking a piss easier, unless you’re Rafe and you shave your johnson.
Rafe
I didn’t shave my johnson. I shaved my pubes, you dicklicker.
This is a lot of dick talk for early in the morning.
Archer
Agreed. Can we move on? Put some ointment on it and learn from your mistakes.
Rafe
I’m just giving you a heads-up. It may affect my pickleball game.
Clark
Does one need pubes to play pickleball?
Rafe
I’ve got razor burn. Lulu said that I went in the wrong direction.
Bridger
For fuck’s sake.
Easton
