Carla
I’ll make sure the little kids don’t pants you at the beach today if you make dinner reservations.
I laugh out loud, knowing Ariella will do it. I create a group thread with Carla and Jake.
Gage
I made dinner reservations for 7 at Casa Rueben.
Carla
I knew it! Pay up, Jake.
Jake
You put Tio up to this.
Gage
I’ll give you each $100 to make sure Callie feels comfortable around the whole family today.
Jake
Fine.
Carla
I like Callie.
Jake
Me too. A little too hot for Tio but…
Carla
Gage
What’s that supposed to mean? I’m good-looking.
Carla
You didn’t get voted Sexiest Man Alive the way Avery Callaway did.
Gage
Callaway’s the fucking QB. Half his awards are because of his title.
Jake
Sounding a little defensive there, Tio.
Gage
Y’all need me to drop some knowledge on you?
Carla
Nope. I’ll take the $100 though.
