Kai patted my thigh, pulling my attention back. “I prefer nicknames.”
“I have a few nicknames for her,” Asher said from his chair.
I rolled my eyes, but I didn’t want to get into it right now. At least now I knew why he hated me—that review from sophomore year. It had been a class assignment, so I’d just done my assignment. Still, something about the memory sat uneasily in my chest.
Besides, if we started fighting again, the twins might decide to lock us up somewhere else. I’d given them hell when I’d first seen them today, but it was hard to stay mad now. I was too warm, cozy, and content.
I glanced at the men sitting on either side of me. “Why did you guys decide that sliding down mountains was what you wanted to do for a living?”
“Because they’re there.” Kai grinned. “But come on, that’s an easy question. Ask us a harder one.”
I glanced over at Landon, who shrugged. “I’m game, as long as it’s not a math question.”
I thought it over. “All right. Boxers or briefs?” I asked.
“Easy,” Kai said. “Neither.”
My mouth went dry. I tilted my head toward Landon, not trusting my voice.
“Boxer briefs,” he said, and I couldn’t help laughing.
“It was an either/or question. Neither of you chose one of the options.”
“It was an extremely boring, cliché question,” Asher said from his chair.
“Play nice,” Landon warned him. And to my surprise, Asher shut up.
Maybe he didn’t want to risk being locked in with me again either. But he never stayed quiet for long. “Just saying, that question is about as original as truth or dare.”
“Or spit or swallow,” Kai added, shooting me a very direct look, and my cheeks heated.
“Knock it off,” Landon warned his twin.
“Just trying to make conversation.” Kai’s hand rested lightly my thigh, warm through the blanket. “But I’ve got a better question. Ever play fuck, marry, or kill?”
I frowned. “Play what now?”
“There’s three of us.” Kai was warming to his theme. “If you absolutely had to fuck one of us, marry another one of us, and kill the other, who would you choose? You’d have to think very carefully about?—”
“That’s an easy one,” I said, interrupting him.
His eyebrows shot up in surprise, and for some reason, that made me laugh. Yes, I was a virgin—though he didn’t know that, hopefully. But that didn’t mean I was a complete prude.
“I know my answer,” I said. “And I bet you guys do too.”
The men all looked at each other. Then Kai held his hand up like he was in a classroom. “She’d fuck me, obviously.”
“And I’m pretty sure she’d kill me,” Asher said. “If you two don’t off us in the sauna first.”
We all looked at Landon.
“So you’d marry me?” His eyebrows squeezed together.
“If those were my only options, yes. I mean—not that I would.” He still looked concerned, so I added, “It’s just a dumb game.”
“But enlightening,” Kai said, his fingers squeezing my thigh lightly.
Asher laughed as he lookedat Landon. “You’re really more freaked out about being the one she wants to marry than the one she wants to kill?”
