Poppy: Why did your last relationship end?
Owen: She cheated on me.
Poppy: I’m sorry. That sucks.
Owen: My turn.
Poppy: Truth.
Owen: What’s something you can’t live without?
Poppy: Let me think about that while I grab another beer.
Braden: But I’d like more than a picture. How do you feel about a video call?
Poppy: No way! You’d probably end up recording it somehow.
Braden: Only so I could watch it every night.
Poppy: You’re terrible. I’d never do that anyway.
Braden: Funny, I seem to remember you doing something else you said you’d never do. I’d say that turned out well.
Poppy: Still, I am not having phone sex.
Braden: So you don’t want to know where my hand is right now?
Poppy: Stop it. You’re so full of crap.
I text her a picture.
Poppy: You did not just send me a dick pic!
Braden: It’s blurred… you can hardly tell what it is.
Poppy: Still, you can’t do that.
Braden: Don’t doubt me next time. If I say something, it’s true.
Poppy: Lesson learned. Thank God I have beer for this.
Braden: What are you wearing?
Poppy: I’m not doing this with you.
Braden: You started it the second you texted me about your feet.
Poppy: Well, now I’m finishing it.
Braden: I’d rather we reach the finish together. Why don’t you start by telling me what you’re wearing. I’ll go first—sweatpants and a T-shirt.
Poppy: I’m back.
Owen: What did you come up with that you can’t live without?
Poppy: Rules.
Owen: LOL… I should have figured that one.
