I dried off my hands, taking my time, as another message came rolling in, but this time, it wasn’t Max.
Suzy: Good luck today. I’m sure you’ll do the right thing.
Ah. That was classic Suzy. She was being passive-aggressive, and I was sure she’d chosen those words very carefully before sending them. Before Mia could send a separate message, I hurried and sent out a group text.
Me: Relax, bitches. I’ll make sure she’s a lesbian.
I snorted a little because I couldn’t and wouldn’t ask her sexual orientation, but I was sure it would make my girls feel better thinking I would.
Max: A pussy licker sounds perfect.
Mia: We trust you.
Suzy: I don’t care about that.
Suzy lied, and I was sure everyone in on the text knew it.
Me: Max, maybe you need to give Anthony anal and you’ll feel better.
A text came in only seconds later.
Max: Fuck you, Iz. It’ll make him feel better, but he ain’t getting near my ass.
Suzy: You’re missing out ;)
Mia: Bahaha. SMDH. Poor guy.
Max: You give up the ass, Mia?
Mia: I don’t kiss and tell.
Suzy: I thought we all did.
Me: Suzy’s a hoe.
The texts were flying fast and furious now.
Suzy: Takes one to know one.
Me: Peace out. I’ll update you later. She could be a complete asshole.
Mia: Anthony could use her, then.
Max: Fuck off, Mia.
Mia: ;)
I closed the window and placed my phone on the counter before I dried off and tried to get motivated. Maybe taking a bath hadn’t been the best idea. I was too relaxed and ready for a nap, not work.
By the time I kissed the boys goodbye and left them with James’s parents, I was already running late. I drove a little too fast in my souped-up minivan, if there was such a thing, and made it to Inked five minutes faster than usual.
“I’m here,” I announced as I walked through the front door of the shop.
Sitting in the waiting room was Kat West. She could be a pinup forInked Magazinewithout a doubt. She was drop-dead gorgeous with pastel pink hair, a recent change, based on her Instagram profile. When she rose to her feet and towered over me with her long legs that seemed to go on for miles, I knew the girls would hate her.
“I’m Kat.” She smiled and held out her hand to me, and I shook it a little too manlike after being around my brothers for so long.
The girl had a smoking hot body. Big tits, long, thick legs, and totally curvy hot and our clients would go gaga over her.
