Her body is perfection, the slight curve of her stomach, that ass with enough flesh to really sink my fingers into.
It’s like her body was made for me, though I have no clue when I’m going to meet her.
The picture shifts to her wearing nothing at all, her face cropped out of the picture, though she’s kneeling and leaning back, her dripping wet pussy visible, the vibrator teasing her clit.
What I wouldn’t give to have her kneeling on my bed like that, performing for me while I come.
I brush my thumb over the head of my cock, circling it with the pre-cum before sliding back down my length.
Leaning back in the chair, I watch as the video of her using that vibrator comes on screen. She moans and grinds into thevibrator, her breath coming in short bursts the closer she gets to her orgasm.
Groaning, I keep fucking my fist, needing to get there, needing to come when she does.
“Fuck, man. If I knew you were going to be beating your fucking cock, I wouldn’t have bothered coming over.”
“Jesus fuck, Tyson. Ever heard of fucking knocking?” My blue balls are screaming at me as I grab the pillow behind me and whip it at his head.
I tuck myself back into my jeans as he cackles and drops down onto the other couch.
“Don’t know why you’re so bent out of shape. You’re the one that said I could live here.”
“Sure, and I don’t think I’ve ever regretted another decision more.” I unlink my phone from the TV and head into the kitchen, washing my hands before digging around in the fridge for the leftover pizza I know I put in there. “Where the hell is my food?”
“Might’ve eaten it last night when I got the munchies.” Tyson kicks his heels up on the coffee table and leans back, linking his arms together behind his head. “Now, want to tell me why you’re getting off to pictures of a woman you’ve never met?”
“Says the porn addict.”
“Connoisseur is the correct term, thank you very much, and I’ll have you know that I can actually get laid, unlike you. I went out last night and met this chick with this neon green hair and daddy issues.”
“Sounds like just your type.”
“Hey, it’s better than sitting in the middle of the living room and playing with your cock to images of a woman you think you know. I mean, you spend hours talking to this chick about books every week, but you’ve never met her in person. That’s more than a little weird.”
I slam the fridge shut and yank open the freezer, hauling out a box of what should be chicken nuggets. “I told you to get nuggets from the store.”
“Yeah, and I got them.” Tyson motions to the box in my hand.
“These are shaped like dinosaurs. Why the hell are my nuggets shaped like dinosaurs?” I rip open the box and grab a tray, dumping some out onto it and preheating the oven.
“Because they taste better that way.” He says it like it should be obvious. “Besides, what thirty-four-year-old man is sitting here and eating nuggets for dinner?”
“Says the adult man living in my spare bedroom, not paying rent, and apparently getting his enjoyment out of harassing and cock-blocking me.”
“Yeah, yeah. But, while you’re making your dino nuggets, let’s talk about chatroom chick.”
I lean against the counter, crossing my arms, staring at him. “Her name is Jade. You know that.”
“I know.” He smirks as he puts his feet back on the floor. “Now, you barely know this woman, and you seem to think that she’s going to be the love of your life whenever you finally meet, if you meet. Did you even ask her?”
As if a man like me would ever find love. As if I’m even worth saying the word. Hah!
“No, she’s got other things going on in her life right now.” I grab a shaker bottle and the cookies-and-cream protein powder I like, mixing up a shake.
Tyson eyes it. “You have the palate of a preschooler.”
“Jesus fuck, I’m going to kick you out and then you’re going to have to live on the street while getting your shit together.” I sip the shake, turning the nuggets when the timer goes off and sticking them back in.
Tyson rolls his eyes. “You’re not going to do that. Nobody else is willing to spar with you at the gym, and if you’re going to keep fighting for the Rinaldos, you kind of need someone there who’s willing to kick your ass.”
