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As you should be. Ice cream is important.

Audrey

Did you seriously send me ice cream???

Me

I would have brought it myself, but both of my cats are laying on me, so I’m not allowed to move.

Audrey

That is a rule. Thank you, Jamie. That was incredibly sweet of you.

Me

Promise to save me a bite? I need to know how good this flavor is.

Audrey

You sent me two half gallons. I highly doubt I’ll eat them both in the next twenty-four hours.

Jeez, how many toppings are in here?

Me

It’s possible I may have gone overboard. It’s entirely too easy to add things to an online cart.

Audrey

I haven’t had magic shell topping in years!

Oh, Ghirardelli has a fudge topping? YUM.

Wow, there’s a cupcake flavor of magic shell! And how many containers of sprinkles did you SEND?

Me

I lost track.

Audrey

This poor shopper must have been incredibly concerned.

Me

Why do you think that?

Audrey

She hand wrote a note that says “He’s not worth it. All men are pigs.”

Me

Ouch.

I can message her and tell her you don’t eat pig. Maybe that’ll make her feel like you’re doing okay.

Audrey