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Star: Oh, no, it was hilarious

Savannah: Lena decided that it was time for Inessa and Eoghan to procreate and that Inessa FAILED Eoghan by not repopulating Manhattan

Aoife: You have to be kidding me?! Holy shit, Inessa, are you okay?!

Savannah: Of course she is

Star: She has Eoghan LOL

Aoife: He defended you?

Star: HE IMPRESSED me, AOIFE

Star: You know how hard that is

Camille: We’re all impressed

Inessa: He didn’t even shout

Savannah: Yeah, he definitely learned that skill from my man

Inessa:

Savannah: What?! It’s true! Silent but deadly

Star: Isn’t that what we called your pregnancy farts, Vana?

Savannah: STAR! SHUT THE FUCK UP. I did NOT FART

Star: Ohhhhh, right.

Camille: *snickers*

Aela: I definitely heard farting

Inessa: Do we have to talk about this? I have a husband to reward

Star: Yes!!! Go!! You must reward the hero!

Aoife: Holy hell, it was that good?!

Aela: Yeah, it was. Sheeesh. Lena’s eyes grew so wide, they were like saucers

Savannah: YOU HELPED MY FATHER CHOOSE MY BRIDE BUT I WON’T LET YOU DEFINE OUR LIVES

Aoife:

Aela: HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN SHAME HER INTO MOTHERHOOD? ANY CHILDREN WE HAVE WILL BE WANTED. NOT FORCED UPON HER LIKE SHE’S A BROODMARE

Aoife:

Camille: My favorite part was: INESSA WILL BE AN AWESOME MOTHER WHEN SHE CHOOSES TO BE ONE. RIGHT NOW, SHE’S FURTHERING HER EDUCATION. SHE’S MAKING SOMETHING OF HERSELF. IF SHE WANTS TO BE A HOMEMAKER, SHE CAN BE, BUT SHE’LL HAVE OPTIONS. I REFUSE TO CULTIVATE THE BELIEF THAT ME AND OUR APARTMENT ARE THE CENTER OF HER WORLD

Aoife: Oh, wow

Camille: Honestly, it was really sweet

Aela: Definitely. SO sweet. He truly meant it