Penny 7:56pm
I just spit egg on the table
Brett 8:42pm
You’re welcome
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Thursday
Andrea 9:02am
Can you please stop texting Penny? We’re supposed to be on the boat, and she’s sitting on the couch grinning to herself
Brett 9:02am
Andrea, why are you on your phone when you’re supposed to be on the boat?
Andrea 9:03am
Remember when I flew out so you could make some grand gesture and win my sister back?
Brett 9:03am
Copy
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Saturday
Penny 10:22pm
Hey, random question, but what did you do with that box of stuff Danny left on the porch?
Brett 10:31pm
I made a life-sized voodoo doll. Been sticking pins in it daily
Lol. I love you. But seriously…
It’s in my closet. Didn’t want to trash it in case you wanted any of it after the initial rage wore off
I was so grateful it wasn’t staring at me when I woke up. Thank you. I don’t want it
I’ll take it to Value Village this week
At least try to sell the headphones
I’ll give those to Dominic. Then I’ll make sure Danny sees him wearing them
Might keep the wallet. It’s nice
Shut your mouth Brett. But…I do have good taste
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Sunday
