Nico
Why do you keep disappearing, Silas?
Silas
Because I’m working, Nico.
Nico
Liar. You’re stalking your mathlete again, aren’t you?
Silas
Not stalking, looking after. He’s so cute yet so clumsy. Like a YA protagonist. Sigh.
Jordan
Focus. What is a swag bag?
Seven
It’s a swag bag, like they give away to the stars at the Oscar’s or Grammy’s.
Jordan
Oh, right. I must have forgotten mine the last time I attended either of those.
Mal
It’s a gift bag full of overpriced stuff.
Jordan
He gives out gift bags for attending his parties? Like at little kids birthday parties?
Levi
You’ll get one when you leave this party too, but it’s not as fancy as the Christmas swag bags.
Nico
Last year we all got ipads.
Jordan
So you’re saying that if I just don’t volunteer that Matty’s hookup was Lake you won’t create a secret group chat about me and I might get overpriced electronics?
Nico
Now you’re getting it.
Jordan
Yeah, okay. I’m in. I’ll keep it to myself.
Seven
Welcome to the family.
