The four of you should just fuck already and let the rest of us off the hook.
Jordan
The four of who?
Mal
Arsen, Ever, Levi, Shiloh.
Jordan
Are all of you poly like Felix/Zane/twins?
Nico
We just call them the core four. That’s easier.
Jordan
But if ArsenEver and LeviShiloh become a polycube how will you differentiate between them and the core four.
Silas
The core four vs the poor four.
Nico
Mal
Levi
Arsen
Shiloh
Ever
Seven
We’re getting off track. Can we all commit to never telling Matty and Lake that we know the identity of their hookups so we can watch the chaos unfold at Christmas.
Jordan
Matty is my friend. Why would I keep this info from him?
Seven
For the plot, bro.
Jordan
Is that all it takes to betray your friends?
Mal
They’d sell each other out for a happy meal and subway token.
Seven
