Ever watch the old school Looney Tunes cartoons?
Seven
Yes?
*go on gif*
Jordan
Do you remember that tiny angry baby chicken that was always trying to fight Foghorn Leghorn.
Cree
Who?
Jordan
The roided out rooster? His name was Foghorn Leghorn.
Mal
That angry ‘chicken’ as you called it, was not a chicken, but a chicken hawk named Henery Hawk. Put some respect on his name. He was not a baby but a fully adult chicken hawk who wanted to capture a chicken. He had goals. Ambitions. Aspirations. He just needed anger management therapy.
Nico
You’re kinda a chicken hawk apologist. He sounds like a douche.
Jordan
Anyway. Matty = Henery Hawk — the douche part.
Mal
So Matty = anger management?
Nico
Stop it. The symbols feel too close to math and you know how much I hate math. I’m gonna have a panic attack.
Ever
Did you just compare your best friend to an angry baby chicken? That sounds familiar. Also, rude.
Jordan
I’m just being honest. He’s small, but he’s got a nasty temper. He’d fight the wind if it blew on him too hard.
Shiloh
Talk about opposites attracting. Lake is such a pacifist.
Jordan
Lake…with the body count? Don’t you all kill people?
Shiloh
How do you manage to sound judgey via text
