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Nico

I expect this from the others but not you. You’re the nice one. The quiet one.

Noah

We’re not being mean. We’re being realists.

Zane

You’re deliberately missing the point because you have trauma.

Nico

Do not.

Felix

Friends don’t spank friends.

Noah

Oh, slap that on an FNM t-shirt.

Levi

Yeah, spanking is strictly relationship territory.

Seven

You saying you’ve never spanked Zane, Felix?

Felix

I’m saying you people aren’t ready for a breakdown of my relationships.

Lake

You’re not as stealthy as you think you are.

Felix

*Nail paint emoji*

Seven

It’s a situationship at the very least.

Lake

Mal was never going to sit on the sidelines while you fuck other people.

Noah

When was the last time you even wanted to sleep with someone else?

Nico

I go out every weekend.