Levi
What’s to figure out?
Nico’s chest tightened, his frustration overwhelming him. How could they not see what he was asking? How could they not get why he was so freaked out right now?
Nico
He refuses to do ‘friends with benefits.’ He also said that if I fucked someone else, he’d kill them. Kill them! And he said it like it was nothing.
Arsen
*shocked face emoji*
Felix
*spits water gif*
Zane
Been there.
Noah
Yeah, that tracks.
Levi
Hey, you’re the one who told him he wasn’t psychotic enough for you.
Nico ignored his roommate, narrowing his eyes as Noah’s name popped up.
Nico
Where have you been? Were you just lurking in here?
Noah
No. I was working. I have a whole ass corporation to run now.
Right. Noah was only a couple years older than him but he seemed to have his whole life so…figured out.
Nico
Well, now that you’re here, what do you think?
Noah
About what? Your boyfriend not wanting you to cheat on him? Uh, pretty standard relationship stuff.
Nico
Not boyfriends! Friends. Best friends. Best friends with benefits. Shouldn’t you be on my side? Championing my right to be a slut?
Noah
Are you calling me a slut? I’ve been married longer than any of you. And there’s no such thing as best friends with benefits. That’s called marriage, you idiot.
Silas
