Shiloh
Mal gets left off this group thread but not me? I don’t want to know about my brother’s freaky sex habits.
Shiloh had a lot of nerve. Nico had been forced to listen to those two boning practically every night for months. He could suck it up.
Nico
Then you shouldn’t have stolen my best friend, moved in with us, and forced me to listen to *your* freaky sex habits. You two fuck like porn stars.
Levi
*smiling sunglasses emoji*
Silas
I’m with Shiloh. Can I be taken off the sex phone tree? As the newest member of the friend group, I don’t feel I’ve reached the level of friendship for random sex updates.
Silas was so full of shit. If he was friends enough to know that, sometimes, they all had to yank people off the streets and kill them, he was also friend enough to hear about Nico’s spanking. That was just how being his friend went. Besides, he was a total hypocrite, too.
Nico
Please, if you managed to get your little math nerd in bed you’d hire a sky-writer.
Silas
Irrelevant.
Lake
You created a new chat without Mal just to tell us all you got laid? Doesn’t he know?
Nico flushed, slinking lower in his chair, giving a suspicious look to Slim Jim kid before angling his phone away from him.
Nico
I didn’t say I got laid, I said he spanked me.
Seven
You let him spank you without getting dicked down afterwards? Lame.
Nico
I know! But, he did blow me the night before and didn’t even care if I reciprocated. And his mouth *drool emoji* *water droplet emoji* So good.
Shiloh
Oh, God. Ew. No. I’m out. Gross. Nasty. Bad Nico. Do NOT re-add me to this chat or I swear to God I will scrub our toilet with your toothbrush. Good thing I work at a salon since I now have to go bleach my eyes.
Nico
*eye roll emoji* Dramatic.
Zane
More information required. Was the spanking a thank you for the blow job?
Felix
