Sorry I was in the shower. What’d I miss? Has A already gotten sweet little Ever into bed? Jericho is gonna be pissed, bro
Arsen
Arsen didn’t do anything. I wouldn’t do that.
Arlo
But it looked like you could if you wanted.
Dimitri
Do you? Want it?
Arsen flopped back onto the bed, staring at the text. Of course, he fucking wanted it. Who was he kidding? Clearly, not his friends.
Arsen
It doesn’t matter what I want.
Felix
Don’t be such a martyr.
Noah
What’s happening?
Felix
Arsen here thinks sweet little Ever is off the menu because of his tragic backstory. Apparently you can’t want sex if you’ve been traumatized.
Noah
Tell me you didn’t say that.
Arsen rolled his eyes before typing:
That’s NOT what I said.
Zane
You sort of did, though.
Arsen
You weren’t even there.
Cree
You guys all seem so sure Arsen is trying to fuck this kid. Didn’t he, like, just rescue him from life in a literal closet? It’s been like three days. Not fucking him seems like any easy ask. You guys are perverts.
Lake
Wait who is not fucking who? I’m too lazy to scroll back up. What did I miss? Wait. Is this about Arsen kissing Ever in front of all of Beyonce’s internet?
Levi
Why is everybody acting like this kid is so innocent. He might look like a Walt Disney creation but he is a feral little demon. I still have the mark where he bit me.
