Taron glared at me. “What’s so funny?”
Tori pressed her lips together as she looked up at him. “Babe, I’m the only girlfriend you’ve ever had,” she said with a frown.
I laughed again, and this time, everyone else joined in.
Taron appeared flustered as he faced Daniel. “What do I do?”
“Put this one back and pick another, silly,” he said matter-of-factly.
Taron did just that, then balked at the new chit in his hands. “Pinch your partner’s nipples while reciting the nursery rhyme,A Sailor Went to Sea.” He glanced around. “What the fuck?!”
Cruz’s wife, Valeria, shifted as she tried to hide a smirk behind a fist.
Taron threw the chit in with the other used ones, looked at his wife, and said, “You wanna do this?”
She nodded excitedly. “Yup!”
Oh,Christ.
Is this seriously what my life has become? I have to watch my elder brother pinch my sister-in-law’s nips while reciting a kiddie rhyme? For real?!
I averted my gaze as Taron completed the dare, and when Tori pulled a chit out, it was even worse than her husband’s.
“Dry-hump your partner until they come,” she read.
I wasn’t even surprised at the intensity of the dare, so when Tori got into position and began going at it with Taronright there and then, I only sighed and ran my hands over my face.
This was the mostridiculousV-day of my life so far, and yet somehow, I was starting to find humor in it.
I’m crazy, I know.
After listening to 27.6 seconds of Taron panting and huffing, and thenfinallycoming, the group cheered the pair on for pulling off a dare so risqué with a crowd in attendance.
Yayto the Valentine’s spirit, I guess.
Taron went off to clean up, and when he came back, Rina jumped forward and grabbed a chit.
Sweet mother of bountiful heaven.
She read the chit, then handed it to me with a grin so maniacal, that it made a chill run down my slightly perspired spine.
I shakily –yes, I was shaking in complete dread – took the chit from her and read it out loud. “Bite your partner’s ass.”
I whipped my head at Rina. “No.”
She grinned wider.Yes, she signed.
“Baby,no.” I swallowed. “Pretty please?”
She shifted a little and clapped her hands.Yes, she signed again.
I started wracking my brain for a way out of the…situation, but then, to my utter, unfortunate dismay, my darling of a girlfriend started unbuckling my belt.
“Yasssss, gurl! GET!” Daniel chanted.
I sent a brief glare his way, then looked at Rina again. “Babe?”
Her eyes met mine.
