Me:Have you ever considered getting your dick pierced?
I fully blamed Daniel for putting that thought in my head.
Beauty:Daniel, is that you? Have you hijacked Rina’s phone? Is this your way of getting back to me about yesterday?
I laughed, then put my phone aside so that I could ring up the high-schoolers. I collected their cash, handed them their slips, and then grabbed my phone again when they stepped out of the shop.
Me:What happened yesterday?
Myles told me about him having video-called Daniel to ask for his assistance on getting sanitary pads for me, and how the whole thing had basically turned into him and Cruz roasting Daniel.
The pads Myles had picked out for me were…insufficiently inaccurate. They were a little too small for my liking, and I had to use two of them at a time to double their length. But hey, I genuinely appreciated his help, and I knew he’d done the best he could, given his lack of knowledge in the department.
Also, the incident had taught me to be better prepared for the next month, and to triple-check my sanitary stock beforehand to avoid such unexpected emergencies.
Me:You people are really hard on Daniel. He’s just trying to exist in this world by being his inappropriate self. Give him a break.
Beauty:He deserves it, especially for all the leftovers he’s tricked me into eating.
I smiled as I shook my head.
Me:You didn’t answer my previous question.
I don’t know why I was pushing it. Maybe because I wanted to get a laugh on, on Myles’s behest, or…
Maybe because I was hoping our conversation would actually make him consider getting a piercing. It’s not like I wanted him to, but if hedidget one, I wouldn’t complain about it.
Beauty:I’m willing to do anything for you, Rina. ANYTHING. But just not this. I’m too fragile, and my cock has already hidden all the way into its shell in complete horror just by me having read that question.
I placed a hand over my mouth and snort-laughed, earning curious looks from both Remi and Simran.
Me:Its SHELL? Seriously, Myles?
Beauty:Scabbard? Sheath? Capsule? Canopy?
I just couldn’t stop laughing like a damn moron.
Me:Stop it.
Beauty:Well, YOU’RE the one who had an objection to my initial choice of word, didn’t you?
I sniffed and shook my head.
Me:Go back to work.
Beauty:Abrupt change of subject???I see you, babe.
Me:Do you really want Avô to find you texting me instead of working on the library?
Beauty:That’s low, Rina•´ ? ,•`
Me:I didn’t have a choice. I had to pull out all the stops.
Beauty:Are you trying to get rid of me??_?
I smiled and rolled my eyes.
Me:Never( ? ³?)
