“But, seriously though. I’d bang him in aheartbeat. He’s so fucking irresistible,” said Aubrey, Gallan’s costar. She was a weirdo, FYI, and also Gallan’sex. They had dated for a few weeks four years ago, until she’d upped and broken things off with him on Instagram.
But because Gallan was a great guy, he’d agreed to help her out financially with her clothing line a couple years ago. She basically lived off of her sales money, because in terms of acting, she was a totalflop. The only reason Ross Jonas had hired her forWaves That Hold Uswas because she was a blonde-hair-and-green-eyed supermodel, and would look good both on the screen,andon the movie poster gluing herself to Gallan like a fucking slug.
Calm down, Zaira.
Calm.
Down.
It’syouwho has the guy, not her.
Calm your tits, girl.
“But you broke up with him! And now you wanna bang him?” came a voice I didn’t recognize.
Opening the door just a tad bit, Kenzie peeped outside. “It’s Aubrey and her crazy friends,” she whispered. “Another one of their impromptu visits to the set.”
“Her friends come to the set often?” I whisper-asked.
Ken nodded. “Yeah. They ogle Gallan like vultures, and try to get him to go out for drinks with them. He always rejects them, obviously, and it’ssomuch fun to watch.”
“Why haven’t I seen them before?”
She rolled her eyes. “Because you work a lot, and up until last week, whenever you’d see Gallan, you’d scurry in the other direction like a mouse from a cat.”
I scowled. “Are you making rodent jokes a norm now? Is this how things are going to be?”
She placed a hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle. “Maybe.”
“I mean, you’re right,” said Aubrey, and Kenzie and I returned our attention to the eavesdropping task at hand. “Icouldget back with him, but he’s pretty vanilla compared to what I like.”
Three crow-like gasps sounded.
“Are you saying that Gallan isn’t good in bed?” Crow #1 asked.
“Good Lord, what a disaster,” said Crow #2.
“You told us that he has an ‘OMG-me-likey’ level cock, so what’s the issue?” questioned Crow #3.
Fire burned my gut at that final statement.
Seriously?
Was discussing the length of your partner’s dick with your friends a thing now?
“You girls don’t get it,” Aubrey voiced. “He’s just, I don’t know… He’s sweet in a way that he’ll only wanna bang you when he thinks you’re comfortable or willing. He won’t push your limits or anything, which is a turn off. He’s fuckingspectacularin bed, I can tell you that, but I wanna be treated like a doll, and not glass. I wanna get thrown like a doll; I wanna get mistreated like one. Like, pull my hair and hiss filthy shit to me, dude. Ask me to call youDaddy. I want the nasty-nasty.”
What the fuck?
“I’m so shocked right now,” Kenzie whispered. “That girl has some serious issues.”
I pressed a fist over my mouth to hide my laughter. She was right; Aubrey was crazy.
The Crow Squad giggled in a way that made me flinch, and what Aubrey said next – it had me blazing up like the sun on a summer day.
“I’m getting my final rebound with him, that’s for sure. I’ve asked to meet with him at his headquarters next week todiscussa new apparel edition for my line, and because he’s clueless towards my intentions, he said yes. God, I’m going to havesomuch fun riding that sexy piece of meat.”
The four of them chuckled, just as Kenzie whipped her head in my direction and mouthed, “Over my dead body.”