Magnolia: I have a question with two parts.
Rob: Yes and yes.
Magnolia: Sadly, my dear, those are not valid answers but great job with the consistency.
Rob: I'll take the points wherever I can get them.
Magnolia: It's funny you say that.
Rob: Which part?
Magnolia: About the points. I'm not keeping score.
Rob: Yeah, I know. I didn't mean actual points.
Magnolia: I know. It's funny because I rarely think of you working for the points.
Rob: …if that's a statement about me being a rad guy, I'll take it.
Rob: If it's a statement about Brock working for his points, I'm going to pretend I didn't see it because I think it's better I know nothing more than the extreme basics.
Magnolia: You're a rad guy, Rob Russo.
Rob: You're fucking right, I am.
Magnolia: Do people say that? Rad. Is rad a thing?
Magnolia: Who cares. It's a thing for us.
Rob: I love it when you're decisive.
Magnolia: Hmm. That sounds like a statement on my indecisiveness.
Rob: Why would I do that?
Rob: Ugh. That sounded passive-aggressive. Sorry. I'm wiped out and I haven't packed for this trip to New York yet and I'm being an asshole.
Magnolia: Don't you leave first thing in the morning?
Rob: 6 a.m.
Magnolia: Go pack!
Rob: It sounds like you're worried about me.
Rob: I'd rather find out what you wanted to ask me.
Magnolia: Go. Pack.
Rob: Not until you ask me your two-part question.
Magnolia: No. Get your life together.
Magnolia: In fact, don't text me until you get through airport security tomorrow.
Rob: Why not?
Magnolia: You said it yourself. You're tired. You're traveling and working all day tomorrow. I'm sure you're stressed. Get ready for your day and then go to bed like a grown ass adult.
