Magnolia: Not sure. I've never considered it before.
Dating App Guy 5: That's cool. I like thinking about wild shit.
Dating App Guy 5: And pegging. I like getting bent over and plowed with a blue dildo the size of my arm.
Magnolia: Fascinating segue.
Dating App Guy 5: Would you tie me to a table and fuck me?
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Dating App Guy 6: Yo bitch.
Dating App Guy 6: You're fine as fuck.
Magnolia: Bitch? Really?
Dating App Guy 6: Shut up whore you should be thanking me for even messaging your ugly ass.
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Dating App Guy 7: Hi there. How's your day going?
Magnolia: Not too bad. What about you?
Dating App Guy 7: Happy the snow is melting haha.
Magnolia: Yeah, I was starting to forget what this city looked like under all the white stuff.
Dating App Guy 7: I thought we weren't supposed to see blizzards after St. Patrick's Day, you know? This freak storm stuff needs to stop #climatechangeisreal
Magnolia: True story.
Dating App Guy 7: Isn't it crazy how we're excited for snow every year but then after we have some we're like, not this again?
Dating App Guy 7: And we're all climbing the walls for summer but we're going to be hollering about the heat and humidity as soon as it's here.
Magnolia: Another true story.
Dating App Guy 7: So other than engaging in witty observations of weather's cyclical nature, what do you do with yourself?
Magnolia: I'm a landscape architect.
Dating App Guy 7: Then you really hate the snow haha.
Magnolia: After a while of it, yeah.
Magnolia: What do you do?
Dating App Guy 7: Dentist. Don't forget to floss haha.
Magnolia: Every night!
Dating App Guy 7: Can I ask you something? Or are you busy?
