"False,"Shannonsaid.
"Not me,"Mattsaid.
"Then you've come pretty damn close," Isnapped.
Patrick plucked Andy's phone from her hands. "Stop looking at that," Patrick saidtoher.
"Why?" Shannon asked. "Are you worried she'll notice a familyresemblance?"
"There is," Andy murmured. "Abit."
"Oh my fucking god," I repeated. "Just delete it. Please. It's my mistake, notAlex's."
"Oh, no," Sam said. "No. We're going to enjoy this. You've walked in on all of us. Now it'syourturn."
"This is not the same," I roared. "It's not the sameatall."
"It's exactly the same," Patrickreplied.
"Now I really want to meet her," Shannon said. "But with less of your junkinvolved."
"Everyone has to stop talking right now," I roared, snatching my phone up. "Shut up. Justshutup."
I had to tell Alex. It was awful and embarrassing and entirely my fault, but I had totellher.
Riley:Honeybee. Precious. Darling. Beautiful.Angel.Love.
Alex:What didyoudo?
Riley:I was trying to send you my favorite image from lastnight.
Alex:…and?
Riley:I accidentally sent it to myfamily.
Alex:Ohshit.
Riley:Yeah that was myreaction.
Alex:I'm afraid to ask but, which imagewasit?
Riley:It's my favorite one. I'd send it to you but I'm worried I'll somehow forward it to all of myclients.
Riley:And none of them need to see my dick in a cum bath on yourbelly.
Alex:Ohshit.
Alex:This is one way to meet your family…not the one I would've chosen, but it could've beenworse.
Alex:At least I look good. My waist looked skinny in that picture,right?
Riley:You are so fucking hot that I can't look at this without wanting your ass on my deskagain.
Alex:I can't read your texts in public. I have to shield my screen if anyone else isaround.
Alex:Cross mylegs,too.
Riley:I'm putting that on the board as a pointforme.
